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Elegy on the death of a Cow

Once upon a time in the sleepy town of Malkapur a cow died by the roadside. Rumors soon spread all over town. There was one group that claimed that the holy Cow had been poisoned by the Muslim community to vent their disapproval of the Hindus. Another group claimed that it had been poisoned by a Hindu posing as a Muslim to create animosity between the two communities. There was a third group that claimed that the cow had been poisoned by a Hindu posing as a Muslim who had originally been a Muslim. None were ready to believe that a healthy cow could have died a natural death.
In the riots that followed five people were killed, two of them burnt alive in their houses.
The Central Reserve Police Force was deployed in town and a dawn to dusk curfew imposed. The authorities ordered an autopsy on the dead cow, bowing down to public pressure.
The kith and kin of the five who were killed were compensated handsomely by the government. The brethren of the dead cow of course got nothing except for the pride of place on the streets and highways where they strolled around chewing newspaper that told the horror stories of the Hindu - Muslim clashes with commentaries by eminent analysts.
The local veterinary hospital claimed that they did not have the facilities to perform as sophisticated a procedure as an autopsy on a dead cow. So the body of the cow was placed in a mortuary for months before it was sent to Delhi for further investigations.
The authorities realised that the autopsy by itself was not important. If the cow had been poisoned the Hindus would riot. And if it had not been poisoned the Muslims would riot for the injustice done to them earlier.
Finally after much deliberation the result of the autopsy was buried under sheets of red tape and the dead cow was soon forgotten by one and all as everyone waited expectantly for the India Pakistan cricket series to start.

5 HITCHHIKERS:

Unknown said...

Good One!! Interesting and so true!

Cheers!

Abhilasha

Macabreday said...

haha.. last line.. so true :P

CuppajavaMattiz said...

@Abhi
Thanks for the visit. The plot came to me in a spur of the moment based on an actual incident that happened a long time back

@Macabre
Glad to see you here. Yea, cricket is the universal bond in India :-D

Mojo Jojo said...

Hey, Dotmatt! This is so so true, and the humour's very apt. Easily one of the best, and more thought-provoking, posts I have read in recent times. And it goes to show that red-tape does help in India, under some circumstances :)

CuppajavaMattiz said...

Thanks Jomo Mojo. I like to hear feedback. Thanks for a visiting.

munnar